Friday, January 29, 2010

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This week is over and I feel like I have done nothing. To reward myself I run to the woods with the red heads and die another day next week we enter february and there is nothing I can do about it. Pay $50 to graduate $20,000 later. The moon and the sky are my companions. The earth is just a dead thing you can claim. Animate, Generate, Masturbate. portfolio for what? Economy is the virus, not people. The virus dies with the host. Chop off it's head and the body will die? I need to get my breaks fixed.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

☀Newwinter







Sunday morning of January 24th: High Park until april showers bring may flowers & ducks unlimited.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Thought week.

monday meetings tuesday billboard wednesday AAAAAROD thursday crash friday sun-nut Thank god for that chair. Goodbye Capricorn Hello Aquarius HELP!



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Saturday, January 16, 2010

April Sk8

HOLY SHIT Who knew slapping metal slicers on the bottom of your feet (YES +2") and gliding around in circles like fish in a bowl would be so GOD DAMN fun. You think you own what ever land you land on? Try this shit Pocahontas. As for January thaw I say FUCK YEAH all you silly tired climate change lovers, don't hate you have to embrace. WINTER IS NOT OVER. WINTER IS NOT OVER. WINTER IS NOT OVER. no. sir. ree. Winter will return, it's only a matter of time. So SHUT UP and please skip with me down Roncesvalles before its too late. I am liberated from my Long Johns and you gotta keep me from freezing solid again. Amen.



Monday, January 11, 2010

CADMIUM

The paper is launched this week. I am the Editor. Here we go.
Cover by Awølla Bloseneed. Contents by 25 other rad people.
The ball gets rolling with our Money Issue, pick up a copy at OCAD on Thursday Jan 14.
Watch for our People and Sex issue next month.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

20 for 2010

20 for 2010 yup thats all you get, there are more but thats all you get. Too much food. Greygoose. Lisgar over to O'Hara. Cigarettes?! There's more but that's all you get.
we kissed
The hoe-stess at Lisgar. She opened the door like this every time.
Front porch love birds
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Walk to O'Hara
Ohmyloard. 20 for 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

DELAYED

DELAY REROUTE HALIFAX SAINT JOHN DELAY CANCEL DELAY MONTREAL RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN MISSED CONNECTION DELAY TORONTO. 2010.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Lou loves Leigh Leigh loves Lou

How is this over it can't be that two weeks fly by faster than pee this scene is keen and I fall on one knee when I see my loves in En Be its all I need my home grown toned own sewn boned cone phone. It wasn't a dream this time. It was all mine. Two weeks shine high now to sigh as the last moments fly by then back to sky my guy and clementines. Bitter sweet. Come closer Toronto. Follow me valley. Take me with you, let me fuse you together, lets make babies they'll be from heaven.
The Boxing Day Bonanza can be summed up with the quote of the evening; "Jesus Masturbatin' Christ" is all I gotta say wowowowowowowowow these people can drink and sing and dance and and and and and I can't see them again for another year Effin right times even more good if I wasn't driving the pickup truck but still outside fire inside country low ceilings and authentic plaid no hipster shit please. JESUS MASTURBATN CHRIST!!!!!!!!
BLACK ROADS Kennebecasis to Gondola Point, Gondola Point to Quispamsis, Quispamsis to Hampton, Hampton to Bloomfield, Bloomfield to Norton, Norton to Apohaqui, Apohaqui to OOOOPPPS POOPS SUSSEX! Sussex back to the future Apohaqui. SDAOR KCALB

Just came to say, goodbye love, GOODBYE LOVE, just came to say, goodbye love, goodbye.Families reunited father mother child diving into the past mothers promiscuous ways, fathers predatory instincts, childs unstable future wow nice teeth I am in love with these people and will never be the same without them even though they have been wrapped around my heart so tight they left marks scars and toilet paper rippings from shaving accidents. Why did I leave this place? Where have these people gone? Picks of the lot who hit the spot Brent David Dawes Matthew Ross Mark Munro Kerry Shaw Samantha Jones Joanna Bryson Benjamin Ross Michelle Brewer Kate Stilwell Jill O'Reilly Jen Ross Eddie Murphy there were others but these dolls come with me.
Eddie and Leigh are the only ones who still get excited about Christmas.
Bless those kids.
Then theres the fam theres not much you can say about something so puuurfect, blessings blessings and more blessings so stuffed with stuffing and chocolate chocolate Fereero Roche. Thanks mom dad and sister, eddie louie and all the other little creatures you will be missed I DONT NEED A BELT ANYMORE and I'm coming home soon you bet. Loulaloulaloulalouloulou Loulaloulaloulalou Leigh Loves Lou Lou Loves Leigh Leigh Loves Lou Lou Loves Leigh Leigh Loves Lou Lou Loves Leigh.


Olive the other (bare((silver))back)

Christmas morning there are deer in the back yard and we're all like "heeeeey girl! nice white ass. work that white tail girl. Ummmhmm" and we feed them apples and pears and they want to have our babies. Two little ones, one buck and yes, one with silver spots. Me in my next life. Poof!