HOLY SHIT Who knew slapping metal slicers on the bottom of your feet (YES +2") and gliding around in circles like fish in a bowl would be so GOD DAMN fun. You think you own what ever land you land on? Try this shit Pocahontas. As for January thaw I say FUCK YEAH all you silly tired climate change lovers, don't hate you have to embrace. WINTER IS NOT OVER. WINTER IS NOT OVER. WINTER IS NOT OVER. no. sir. ree. Winter will return, it's only a matter of time. So SHUT UP and please skip with me down Roncesvalles before its too late. I am liberated from my Long Johns and you gotta keep me from freezing solid again. Amen.