Working a gala screening at Roy Thomson Hall, all the guests were my co-workers. I seated them one by one, and it started to rain inside the theatre. I brought my colleagues umbrellas so they could stay dry while they watched the movie.
Out at the main door, my sister was the rush line front of house rep. While we were talking a woman in line started to push, so I wrapped my hands around the patrons neck and strangled her as she smiled back at me.