Later beneath the waves, me and a team discover the skeleton of a loch ness monster. We take a satellite photo from orbit.
Proud, we hold a press conference in the playground. Backstage, a child destroys the evidence before it can be presented. Angry, I chase the child around the swing set, then push him over.
Heading to my car in the parking lot a newspaper boy gives me the special edition. The Titanic sank.